#EML# a thief breaks into the house, and the owners of the house still haven't slept, and the thief goes up to the roof and cuts the cable of the TV antenna. Realizing that the television is not working, the people at home, whose lives have been captured by the television, start to make love when there is no television. The thief is forced to leave without being able to rob the house. Sex protects your property. 🤣🤣🤣



Meanwhile, the thief is getting more aggressive and continues to watch the house. When he sees the man leave the house to go to work, he goes home 10 minutes later and rings the doorbell. The aunt says, "My brother sent me, the television is broken," and takes the television to repair it. By evening, the thief's game is revealed when the man comes home, but it's too late, the television is gone...

Anyway, while the couple is enjoying breakfast together on their balcony over the weekend, a thief who stole the television passes by their house with a grin. When the woman recognizes the thief, she tells her husband that this is the one who stole the television. The man jumps off the balcony and chases after the thief. The chase continues, but it's futile, as he cannot catch him.

When he returned home out of breath, his wife said, "Well done, my husband, how did you catch the thief?" The man, in an angry manner, replied, "What do you mean catch? He got away, damn it."

The woman says that when the police, who came home, asked for her pants and wallet, he said he had caught your man and when he mentioned that he was at the station for processing, she gave him the pants and wallet, and he left.

🤣🤣🤣

These thieves are organized and systematic... What I mean is, don't chase after what is gone. Face your loss, let the television stay with what it has lost. Don't lose your pants and wallet.

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